But wait we will not only send you one Magic Degausser, we send you two, all for the same price of $19.95 plus we will include a Magic Toaster Degausser for free. Just insert the two specially designed units into your toaster, plug it in and puff! Your toast will never point to the North Pole again.
Now if someone could figure out how to Degauss a LCD Display and sell it for $19.95